the act of rubbing toothpaste on your nipples in order to get high
John: hey man wanna smoke some weed?
Tim: nah I got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??
John: no dude wtf is that
Tim: it's fucknig awesome
when you put toothpaste on your nipples and it makes you high
also known as "pasting"
john and i were toothpasting when my parents weren't home and he almost passed out
Toothpasting or just pasting is the act of rubbing toothpaste on the nipples to get high. The chemical that causes the high is still unknown.
Harry spent most of today Toothpasting.
It is expected that the small quantities of fluorides put into toothpaste can fluoridate the fatty acids present in almost all mammalian nipples, causing minute quantities of hydrofluoric acid to be released into the bloodstream. Normally HF is very toxic and bad for bones since it displaces calcium, but it is well established that low levels of HF over extended periods has proven to suppress nerve activity - hence the danger of HF acid burns since they are initially painless. This nerve suppression is believed to affect the brain, even in low concentrations, to produce a mild euphoria.
1. Mary and I went toothpasting
down at Paco's house last night, that shit was nuts!
will fuck yo shit up!
Rubbing toothpaste on one's nipples to get high
Have you been toothpasting?
Dude, I'm so pasted right now
The act of applying toothpaste containing TiO2 (titanium dioxide) to the nipples or genitals, for a unique "high" effect. Causes severe spacial distortion, loss of balance, hallucinations, etc.
"hey, ever tried toothpasting?"
"dude, me and mike tried pasting last night, it blew my mind"
Toothpasting is a fad similar to huffing paint
- a poorfag's way of getting high. It involves increasing the permeability of the skin on your nipples (either by rubbing them with an abrasive, or alcohol, a paint thinner, or nail polish remover), and then covering your nipples in toothpaste
. A chemical from the toothpaste then absorbs through your skin and enters the bloodstream, getting you high
It also works if taken as an anal suppository, but a tingly minty ass isn't as fun as tingly nipples.
Dude, I finally found a good way of getting into Sarah's shirt - I just told her I'd help her try toothpasting. I just rubbed her tits with mouthwash and then ten minutes of Colgate later we were zoning out.