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Thunderclap 

A thunderclap is when your girl is riding you and her butt comes down on your dick one last time and you nut. They call it the thunderclap for two reasons. That's the sound her butt makes when it comes down on your dick and when she thunderclaps you, you pass out and see thunderstrikes for like five minutes.
Guy 1: bro I was with my girl last night and she did the thunderclap on me. I passed out for like 5 minutes, crazy shit
Guy 2: bro what the fuck are you talking about
Thunderclap by Dictionary Jackass September 7, 2022

Thunderclap God 

Damn Thomas Mentzer a Thunderclap God in the bed
Thunderclap God by AllahHuAkbar1776 December 12, 2017

Thunderclap Arrow 

When you hook a car battery to a metal arrow and shoot it through a crowd of people (normally at a festival of sorts) and if you here the loud scream of a child, you get a point. First to three points wins.
Friend 1: "so how did you guys decide whos turn it was to walk the dog in the end?"
Friend 2: "oh that, we just played a game of Thunderclap Arrow and I ended up winning."
Friend 3: "ye but only cos you didn't allow the rule that new-born babies count as two points, I would've won."

Friend 2: "cos we aren't allowed to change the rules, that's how it works."
Friend 1: "YOU PLAYED THAT GAME TO DECIDE SOMETHING SO PETTY, WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-??!!"

hurricane thunderclap

A person who lives an intense and beautifully meaning filled life but dies in an unexpected and profound way due to some sort of personal err in physical, emotional or mental judgment.

Carolina Thunderclap 

An extremly potent strain of marijuana that is derived from the mountains of North Carolina.
Robbie "Yo man, ive got some fire"

Joe "Really? What is it?"

Robbie "That Carolina Thunderclap"

bukkake thunderclap 

When, after having several men ejaculate into a woman's/man's asshole, she/he then proceeds to fart the contents of the anal orifice onto an individual's face or object. Thus the term, 'Bukkake Thunderclap".
"Dude, did you see that video where 15 guys came in her asshole? She then bukkake thunderclapped on the camera!"