Tater

A nude picture, usually sent via text message, of someone you really don't want to see naked. Usually the person sending these messages is oblivious and just sends them for the hell of it.

Orin told me I've got a tater coming today, I need to watch my phone like a hawk so I can delete it in time.

by Rhern1985 June 15, 2011

Tater

Verb - to end gainful employement. (KY)

Zach: Hey, have you seen Scott today?
Frank: No, didn't you hear? He got tatered last week.

by Not Frank or Jeff November 13, 2009

tater

A lazy person who is just sitting around doing nothing.

Quit being a tater and get your lazy butt off the couch!

by Yibsy October 25, 2009

tater

A tenacious little guy playing basketball. (i.e. Spud Webb)

I was playing Spud Webb in NBA Jam, and when he got icy he turned into a flamin' tater.

by Shawn C.L. Bradley January 21, 2004

tater

A home run in baseball. Origin unknown

Albert Pujols smacked three taters today!

by Anonymous July 20, 2004

Tater

Anus, rectum, buttocks or ass

Used almost exclusively with the phrase "Taking it in the tater" or "Took it in the tater" meaning to get screwed literally in the butt or screwed over figuratively.

by glenngod July 13, 2012

tater

A small, oval shaped vegitable normally eaten by the Irish, people on Prince Edward Island, and Gollum. It is also the symbol of WTP(Whats taters productions) Tater can be used to describe something(You dumb tater) or it can be used as a greeting or question(Whats taters!/Whats taters?)

Whats taters precious? whats taters eh?
POTATOES!

by THompson0478 December 28, 2005