taters deep 

During sexual intercourse, the point at where a man is fully up to the hilt and his bollocks (or taters - short for 'potatos') are touching the labia.

I was with your mum last night. My god, I was taters deep and still not touching the sides. If I hadn't have strapped a plank to my arse, I would have fallen in.

taters deep by The Strut October 12, 2004

Taters for mom 

A simile used when something is extraordinarily good. Can be used by itself as well.

“That steak was tastier than taters for mom!”

- “Did you watch the new Tarantino film?”
- “Yeah, that shit was taters for mom!”

Taters for mom by Spumgus October 7, 2020

Taters My Tots

A phrase used to explain that someone or something is causing you to feel happiness or excitement. Also, the phrase can be used in sexual contexts showing that the person the phrase is directed at turns the person on.

That girl Abby really taters my tots.

Taters My Tots by colpal April 5, 2017

sack of taters 

A child whom you put to bed over a hour ago found hiding in their parents bed..

Oh goodness is that a sack of taters or is that Staci Dee?

sack of taters by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020

joshing your taters 

(V.) Similar to just joking. A term used by a small population who likes inventing new ridiculous terms. Usually results in laughter by the person to whom the phrase is said.

Can also be abbreviated JJYT.

-"David are you being serious?!?!?!?"

-"Nah, I'm just joshing your taters!"

joshing your taters by jamez629 September 15, 2009

Just joshing your taters 

Just messing around with you

Dude I'm just joshing your taters.

Just joshing your taters by WITCHA April 30, 2010

mashing taters

When a man cums inside a woman and punches the woman's vagina until it becomes numb. When she is on her period, the blood can add a nice cranberry flavor/ look. Heating up the semen in a plastic bag can give the girl a nice sensation and act as the gravy.

Tyler was mashing taters so hard Averie couldn't walk for weeks

mashing taters by ten_leprechauns April 7, 2017