The result of an oompa loompa fucking a troll doll, to create a weird troll like creature that wants "smush smush" Known for being easier than a sex doll and for violating Eric Cartman.
Snooki want smush smush!
by pacman jones32 October 30, 2010
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(n) A stumpy and incredibly wide piece of orange colored feces, with one end tapered off to form a small round nodule.
I just defecated and when I looked down I thought I was watching Jersey Shore on that television network that used to play music videos, because my excrement looked like Snooki.
by playconn February 3, 2010
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Snooki: a female slut that has sex with any basketball player. Typically snookies are found in hotel lobbies of the visiting teams and the foyer of basketball arenas. Snookies became famous for Shawn kemp who famously said "I love all my snookies" in response to being questioned as to why he had so many children with various women. The American version of a "puck".
Michael Jordan loved Miami, not for playing against the Heat but for his favourite Snooki
by daggar January 21, 2011
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To get knocked the f*ck out.
That dude was hittin on my girl so I straight snookied his ass.
by SterlingShake643 December 20, 2009
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1) the action of a male punching an obnoxious, slightly oversized woman in the face

2) Narcissistic guidette on Jersey Shore
This fat bitch was startin shit at the concert so i snooki'd her
by AznL!on December 26, 2009
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A name for the shortest most hobbit-like person in a group of friends, typically someone who tries to deny or takes offense to comments about their small stature. This should be used in place of the person's real name.
Hey Snookie do you need a booster seat for that barstool or should i just put you on my shoulders?

Dammit Snookie! Maybe we could get more girls if you weren't always creepin around like Bilbo Baggins.
by Donny who loved Bowling January 27, 2010
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Over tanned oompa loompa , that is now trying to sing.
A Bitch with a pickle aKa Snooki
by Takenawa, James Sangao August 14, 2010
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