fourth-base shortcut

Refers to the act of bypassing second and third base, but instead proceeding directly from first to fourth base; i.e., having sex with a girl right away, without bothering to tediously wade through the whole hugging/kissing/touchy-feely foreplay-crap in between.

The simplest and most effective/successful fourth-base shortcut procedure, in two easy steps:
(1) Find a hot chick and offer her a free foot-massage (first base).
(2) When the cutie obligingly plops herself down and gives you her feet, take one foot in each hand and start rubbing them, but also gradually raise them up high till her legs are back over her head and her butt is lifted off the ground, allowing you to slip off whatever lower garment(s) she's wearing. If she'd made no objections by that time, then the rest is easy; just kick off your own lower garments and enjoy (fourth base).

fourth-base shortcut by QuacksO October 8, 2017

The Forbidden Shortcut

If you press the power button, escape and refresh on a school Chromebook you can erase ALL of your data. It's a inside joke between me and my friends.

I dare you to press the forbidden shortcut

The Forbidden Shortcut by Dylan guy hahhaha October 9, 2025

short-cut 

a petite girl/woman who gives up the pussy.

See that shawty over there, that's my short-cut.

short-cut by snipes59 November 15, 2011

ShortCutulus 

The study of calculus shortcuts. These are also often denoted as types of operators or just methods which you just have to accept work and don't ask the professor why or you'll be more confused.

In differential equations, you learn weird shit that just looks like complicated algebra, but it's actually just calculus shortcuts. The proofs are often just long and complicated, but in the end, get you to a new operator that skips a lot of calculus steps.

It usually seem convoluted but makes it easier for humans to compute since calculus is too much work for monkeys.

Examples: Abel's Theorem, Characteristic Equations, Laplace Transforms

"Laplace Transforms literally make no sense. Why are we even doing them, they seem pointless"

"Oh yeah, instructors don't tell you it's just shortcutulus so you just accept it as useful even though it seems pointless for now"

ShortCutulus by ptrkm March 5, 2020

shortcuming 

Premature ejaculation

Girl 1: I'm gonna make that guy.

Girl 2: You shoulda stay away from him. He has severe shortcumings. Don't ask me how I know that.

shortcuming by AGF January 12, 2013

Shortcation 

A vacation lasting less than 4 days. A short vacation because of lack of funds or time.

Funds are tight and I just started a new job so it's going to be tough for me to get away this summer, I'm going to have to take a shortcation to get my head straight.

Shortcation by tomco June 18, 2014

shartcut 

The most efficient and direct route to the nearest toilet traversable while maintaining full anal clench.

Unfortunately Michael's shartcut necessitated shoving elderly and children to the floor and pushing a wheelchair out of the overcrowded elevator, as stairs would have broken the seal.

shartcut by Shepshape January 1, 2021