Shocked 

To get your slammed so hard you wake up pregnant and shacking

I woke up and was Shocked

Shocked by Thow Shalt not September 24, 2018

Shell Shocked 

The term used to describe when somebody hits you with a blue shell right as you are about to win a race in Mario Kart.

I was about to win on Rainbow Road, but then I got shell shocked and got in 5th!

Wow, that sucks man.

Shell Shocked by cjnwhinshvgknbgdkjf March 18, 2016

Shocked and Rupauled 

An ugly dragqueen.

I was shocked and rupauled when I saw Steve dressed in his sisters dress.

Shocked and Rupauled by FunnyFood July 19, 2010

titty-shocked 

to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday

"i titty-shocked Beaujolais on his 26th birthday. fun is more important to me than sustainability."

titty-shocked by Krkič July 12, 2019

Pussy Shocked 

Someone who never gets pussy, and then finally see's one and get scared, or panics, or does not know what to do.
And are therefore Pussy Shocked.

Dude, I was about to get my dick wet for the 1st time last night. She got naked and came to me ... But then I go PUSSY SHOCKED and blanked.

Pussy Shocked by Nairdied January 2, 2008

dip shocked 

When someone says something very fucking retarded, and then they get the sudden feeling that they were being retarded.

BEN: That was a very fucking stupid thing to say, you sounded like an arsehole.

RILEY: I know, I realize that now. I got dip shocked after i said it.

dip shocked by 700-FILL September 21, 2014

Cock Shocked 

When you are surprised to find someone has had sex with a man

Wow! I can't believe my ex, Carson, had sex with a man! I'm cock shocked!

Cock Shocked by Krystal696969 September 6, 2018