system requirements

The minimum requirements that your computer must meet in order to run a certian piece of software...

Rephrased: What your computer must have installed in it before it can run this program.

System Requirements: 300Mhz Pentium Processor and 128Mb RAM.

by Darvell January 28, 2004

required by LAW

Mandated due to your having a Light Anti-Tank Weapon ("LAW") rocket aimed at you.

Osama bin Laden has zero concern about the legality/ethics of his terrorist actions; the only time he'll practice reasonable behavior is if it's required by LAW, i.e., if he's actually lookin' down the snout of an anti-tank rocket.

by QuacksO March 04, 2018

system requirements

the computer setup that a certain piece of software will likely run poorly on.

Doom 3 has really high system requirements.

by ryon January 29, 2004

system requirements

The type of hardware required by a piece of software.

The system requirements for this product: Windows XP operating system
700 MHz CPU or faster
128 MB or more of RAM

by Stoovie February 03, 2004

action required

A douchebag way bosses approach their employee's to get things done. Usually in the form of an email with the subject line being, Action Required.

Action Required: Do this task now! I'm your boss and I will fire you if you don't.

by Johnny Mackster November 23, 2014

required by law

A disclaimer used for obvious puns, corny jokes, and things that a person says every time a particular subject comes up.

"I need to go get some caulk." "Well I hope you get a nice, big, long lasting caulk. Yeah, I'm required by law to say that."
disclaimer cliche puns obligatory jokes

by SerenaBlackCat May 22, 2016

Cuddle Requiritis

When your girlfriend just really wants those cuddles

*looks down to gf’s head on your shoulder*
“Well, looks like you have Cuddle requiritis!”

by Tobewrym April 06, 2023