A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.
Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.
It is a very messy process.
Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.
It is a very messy process.
"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."
by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 15, 2021
Wanna do the pumpernickel fuck sex position were both mad and horney so let's pumpernickel fuck her and now.
by SadCandy56 January 26, 2019
A $5 whore. Ugly fat, has a vagina with a single ball hanging off it. Only does blow jobs, has one tooth that may slice your dick off.
Only used in frat initiations.
Only used in frat initiations.
Tell the pumpernickel that you will give her $50, get a blow job, give her the $5, then run like hell.
by buckeyeoh September 17, 2019
by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022
Dude I just got finished with this pumpernickel from down the block,
She wasnt exactly a dime, but she didnt charge just a nickle either.
She wasnt exactly a dime, but she didnt charge just a nickle either.
by Greeen.T October 22, 2015
I pumpernickeled my girlfriend and she broke up with me. It was probably because she didn’t like Nickelback.
by Whomperbell November 20, 2020