Priest

priest is a nonbinary name. the person with this name is very optimistic and loyal. having the name “priest” does not mean that you have to be religious. priest is obsessed with cats and books and spends much time alone but also enjoys hanging out with friends. they probably love rainy days and halloween. they are nice to everyone and keep your secrets forever. they also believe in pinky promises and enjoy deep and long talks in with they are more likely to just listen <3

look! priest is over there- let’s talk to them.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Priesting

When a religious male engages in coitus with an underage child of the male persuasion.

Lately, they're all priesting little boys.

by dmitri novak November 08, 2010

Priest

The man who gets a boner over anything and put a hole in the butt of the plastic baby Jesus.

Priest are terrible elementary teachers.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Priest

A religious leader in the Catholic Church. Also known as the dude that fucks little boys on the low.

Chef : Hello there, children!
Stan Marsh: Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Chef : ...Goodbye!

by fuckyoudude January 28, 2018

Priest

Man of God who is rarely genuine but also likes them young. They usually molest or rape young boys and does not get caught 99% of the time

Joe: where is little Timmy?
Frank: oh he's with the priest.
Joe: Oh boy I hope that priest doesn't like them young.

by The Faggotini Chef April 18, 2020

Priest

Someone who, in light of recent events has been looked upon as a kiddie molester when in fact that is just a bunch of shit spread by powerful media. The fact is that INCIDENTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION HAPPEN MORE IN OTHER CHURCHES!!!!!!!! It's true, Protestant, Presbytarian, Lutheran, and yes even Mormon religious leaders have been found to do it a ton more than any Catholic priest, but the media has made it look like it happens every day in the Catholic church just because it has more political pull in the world. If you believe that all Catholic priests are pedophiles then you are an ignorant dumbfuck that shouldn't believe everything that you see on South Park

Lutheran:Yep all Catholic priests are pedophiles it,s been proven by the media.

Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.

Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.

Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?

Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.

Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.

by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008

Priested

Meaning the same as "raped" in an online game such as COD or Halo.

Did you guys win your clan match?" "Oh yeah we priested those Randa Pandas!

by doosh mcbag September 25, 2010