by littlecheese April 18, 2006

noun
1) A sweaty, pink-skinned animal
2) A police officer
3) A man who likes to yell a lot, beat the shit out of people, and/or jack off to violent things.
4) A person who consumes more doughnuts, pizza ect than salad, fruit ect
5) All of the above
1) A sweaty, pink-skinned animal
2) A police officer
3) A man who likes to yell a lot, beat the shit out of people, and/or jack off to violent things.
4) A person who consumes more doughnuts, pizza ect than salad, fruit ect
5) All of the above
1)The pig is one of the smartest animals in the animal kingdom
2)Some pig pulled me over for smoking weed
3) My girlfriend is in the hospital because some pig beat her up
4) Your brother ate all my muffins. He is such a pig.
5) A pig pulled me over yesterday, beat the shit out of me, and then said he would arrest me if I didn't have sex with him. He was so fat that I nearly suffocated.
2)Some pig pulled me over for smoking weed
3) My girlfriend is in the hospital because some pig beat her up
4) Your brother ate all my muffins. He is such a pig.
5) A pig pulled me over yesterday, beat the shit out of me, and then said he would arrest me if I didn't have sex with him. He was so fat that I nearly suffocated.
by Random Skell March 11, 2010

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City; a group of people, usually armed with guns. on their backs it says "Patrol Invest Group". They are very trigger happy in that if you even so much as fire one shot, they return fire nonstop or until you shoot back and kill.
by [c0x0r] March 27, 2005

by Blake October 28, 2004

Look at that pig.
by Matt January 11, 2004

An evil, amoral, crude, sexually promiscuous male with no sense of taste, decency, or conscience, no respect for womanhood, and often leaves women with disases and/or kids they deny and refuse to support. This specimen is often observed bragging how much of a playboy, player, or "pimp" he is, but in reality, his absence of morals make alley cats look as though they have standards. Will often engage in sexual practices that would disgust a civilized human being.
You wonder why I've been by myself for all these years. There are no decent, eligible men to be found.
The only ones available are too young, divorced men who'd judge all women by their exes, or worse: pigs who I wouldn't eat for breakfast if they were the last speck of food on the planet!
The only ones available are too young, divorced men who'd judge all women by their exes, or worse: pigs who I wouldn't eat for breakfast if they were the last speck of food on the planet!
by Stop the pendulum December 28, 2005

by sean123 September 02, 2005
