paradox

a seeming contradiction that can be resolved through a higher understanding (and no, not G-d. although some people equate any serious thinking with some higher power)

"in order to achieve peace, we must prepare for war"

by sarah the omnipotent October 18, 2003

paradox

A statement that will cause a robots' heads to spin around and explode.

HomerThis statement is a lie.
RobotBut if it's a lie, then it must be true, and if its true, then it must be a lie, and if it's a lie then head spins around and explodes.
lol paradox^^

by antsinmypants January 19, 2008

paradox

An anomalous state of reality caused when a mage disrupts the momentum of reality with her own magickal acts.

Luther exploded with fifteen points of paradox when he botched in the umbra.

by Adam Bond December 28, 2005

paradox

1) One exhibiting inexplicable or contradictory aspects
2) The box for the Para machine gun, except spelt wrong with a "D" instead of a "B"

1)Man, those time line paradoxs in Star Trek were awesome!
2) Have you seen my paradox? It has my recepit in it...

by The Black Plague June 27, 2003

Paradox

Perpetual mind fuck.

If Pinocchio said, "My nose will grow now!" and his nose didn't grow, then he would have told a lie... But his nose grows when he lies. Since his nose would have grown, it would be a paradox because his nose grew even though he told the truth.

by hellokittylitter15 March 06, 2011

paradoxicity

1. self-contradictoriness of logical conclusions deriving from the same logical conclusions.

2. also what you would call a highly oxymoroned town.

That the liar says he tells the truth is full of paradoxicity.

by Poop on the fake Alex Nichols! May 26, 2006

Paradox

See: Paradox

I went back in time and accidentally killed myself, but I'm not gone because since I was never born. I never came back and killed myself, so that means I'm still alive in the future to come back in time and kill myself, which is why I'm here, having just killed myself and restarted the vicious cycle. I'm stuck in a Paradox.

by Prof. Carlos Ray Norris Ph.D. June 09, 2009