A college in the city Newcastle Upon Tyne; often where wannabes go to get their faces on TV.

This college does not have very good education as they lecturers often treat their pupils like mates... there is no discipline here.

Media, art, fashion and other such soft option A Levels/diplomas are taught here.
"Did you see that wannabe from Newcastle College?"
by Whogivesa April 27, 2008
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An annoying series of red traffic lights to where ever you need to go to.

The worst drivers on the west coast live here! (worse than CA)
I asked her for her digits but I got Newcastled :(

Why where you late for your shift this morning?
-I'm very sorry but I had to drive through Newcastle WA.
Oh don't worry about it then, I understand!
by Newcastle HATER April 25, 2011
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A 36 year old footballer from Portugal, scored 2 goals on his return to EPL against a strong invisible Newcastle United team.
Person 1 : how was the game on Saturday?

Person 2 : as usual, Newcastle-Man shown his masterclass.
by JakeKaren333 September 15, 2021
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A word which describes the awesomest NRL team in the Rugby League Competition.
The winner for NRL is Newcastle Knights
by ke.007 June 1, 2009
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A cocktail consisting of half a pint of Newcastle brown ale and half a pint of Smirnoff Ice that tastes like shandy.
Mixing your drinks is easy with Newcastle Beige.
by Mohammered October 6, 2007
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Newcastle United common term for shit.
Dan: fuck me bill you’ve left a big Newcastle United in me bog.
Bill: aye sorry mate wouldn’t go in there for a while.
by sammyschlong69 December 16, 2021
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A Football team which ether has either Overrated,Poor or amateur players playing in a barcoded strip for sad,stupid pathetic supporters.
Newcastle United Fan:We are the best in the league!

Footabll Fan:no youre not your bottom of the league
by BoroBoy May 16, 2009
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