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why was you mugging me yesterday?
mugging by nay-nay October 2, 2003

A New York mugging 

This is when a lesbian gets a man to come back to her house then her and her partner tie the man down jerk him off and put his sperm in turkey baster and eject the sperm in both there vaginas then they keep the man tied down for a couple weeks just in case the first try didn't work.
I was walking home when a beutiful girl told me to come to her apartment when i entered her girlfriend tackled me and they both tied me down and jacked me off. They kept me until they were both pregnant which was two weeks and that was "a new york mugging". It was experience i dont like to discuss.

Reverse Mugging

When you go to rob a clerk or a bank but someone has a shotgun, bat, whatever weapon and mugs you back.
Peter went out to rob the supermarket but the clerk started reverse mugging him.
Reverse Mugging by eylmao February 3, 2018

Gothic Mugging 

The act of having oral sex on a female corpse, then having a companion jump down from her tombstone onto her stomach in order to spray her decomposed innards all over his face and mouth. Usually done around halloween.
Greg: "Man, my girlfriends sister died in a car accident last night, you thinking what i'm thinking?"

Reese: "Sweet! In about two months she'll be ripe for a Gothic Mugging."

Greg: "I'll set a reminder on my iphone."
Gothic Mugging by Nillows March 19, 2010

mugging off 

to fob someone off with an excuse; to mug someone off and tell them blatant lies
1. i'm busy tonight so i'll mug Dale off with some excuse that i can't see him after work

2. are you mugging me off with an excuse? (questioning somebody's sincerity)

3. you're lying to me. you're mugging off
mugging off by incriminati April 24, 2007

mungling 

Fucking a rabbit up the arse then using as a condom to fuck your partner
Chris gave Julia a good mungling
mungling by Ecaace19944991 September 13, 2015