Missing someone 

The sadness of not seeing someone for a couple weeks. It could even be a couple days/hours/seconds. You make plans but they never actually happen lol.

Eg of missing someone
Devon~we need plans.
Morrighan~lets meet on saturday
Devon~i cba coming out
Morrighan~ i wasnt gonna anyway

Missing someone by Starkorme August 23, 2018

missing a finger 

A phrase used when one cannot find the true objective in a mindfuck picture that is meant to make you shit bricks. Not to be confused with the true meaning of the picture, as the picture is never going to be literally missing a finger because that wont make anyone shit bricks.

John: I cant find it! whats with this picture

Jim: Oh! crap! its missing a finger!

missing a finger by burkinmadd November 18, 2009

missing assignment

When you parents are on your ass when you just tryna live your life and have fun and your teacher is a bitch

“Nordan you have a missing assignment!!”

“Fuck off mom”

missing assignment by NordysOnSaturn February 20, 2018

the missing inch

The left over piece of flesh after penis reduction surgery. The penis is reduced in size due to the fact that obtaining an erection is impossible because of the massive length.

Douglas Hardy found the missing inch. In order to never lose it again, he put it in a mason jar full of paraffin and stores it on Mandy's dresser table.

the missing inch by poja August 2, 2004

Muck Masking

While defecating and being overwhelmed by you're own vile ass gas you grab a can of air freshener (preferably an areosol can) and blast the toilet water between you're legs. Thus relieving you slightly and allowing you to breathe.

Tom: Man, that mexican food really gave me the shits!

Phil: Really?

Tom: Yeah it was so bad I was gaging and found myself muck masking to breathe!

Muck Masking by Speedykenyan June 19, 2010

Mashing Pissers 

An alternate way of describing sexual intercourse.

Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!

Mashing Pissers by Oalder February 26, 2021

lunchtime double-masking 

A cool and at least partially effective way to mask up while eating your lunch.

Her wildly clever technique of lunchtime double-masking totally blew my mind!

lunchtime double-masking by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020