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Hypothesis of Material Survival

The materialist version of survival, proposing that what persists after death is some physical substrate—perhaps quantum information, a pattern in the fabric of spacetime, or an undiscovered energy form. It holds that survival is not transcendence of matter but transformation of matter into a different state. This hypothesis opens scientific inquiry into phenomena like terminal lucidity, reincarnation cases, and mediums without invoking the supernatural.
Example: “He researched reincarnation cases not as folklore but through the Hypothesis of Material Survival—assuming that if information persists, it must do so in a physical way, and therefore should be measurable.”
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Hypothesis of Conserved FTL

A theoretical hypothesis proposing that faster‑than‑light (FTL) information transfer does not automatically result in time travel or causality violations, because causality is conserved across all observers through unknown mechanisms. Unlike classical interpretations where FTL implies backward time travel (the tachyonic antitelephone), this hypothesis suggests that any FTL communication would be accompanied by compensatory effects that preserve causal order—perhaps through higher‑dimensional constraints, observer‑dependent timelines, or hidden variables that align events consistently. In other words, FTL and causality are not mutually exclusive; they can coexist if the universe has built‑in “conservation laws” for causal structure. The hypothesis opens the door to speculative technologies (warp drives, instantaneous communication) without paradoxes, by positing that nature has its own way of keeping the timeline intact—mechanisms we don’t yet understand but could theoretically exploit.
Hypothesis of Conserved FTL Example: “The paradox of sending a message to your own past disappears under the hypothesis of conserved FTL: causality is preserved because any FTL signal would be ‘compensated’ by the universe—it would arrive in such a way that no paradox could form, perhaps by always appearing to travel at light speed in any causal frame.”

mac's hypothesis 

Mac's hypothesis is the theory that a man can establish whether he is straight or gay by watching gay porn and seeing if he gets hard.
Person A: Fuck man I followed Mac's hypothesis yesterday and I got hard
Person B: Wtf fuck outta here you homo
mac's hypothesis by nignog10297 September 15, 2020

Subhan's Dating Hypothesis 

When considering a female partner, her weight in pounds must be above her height in centimetres.
Did you hear about his new girl, Emily? She's so big, she confirms to Subhan's Dating Hypothesis.

TDAH (the drug associative hypothesis)

TDAH (shortened form of the words "the drug associative hypothesis" - Basically the knowledge and awareness that certain types of media can influence what substances we take- hence example...
Mother 1: Hey, chris is listening to Pink Floyd, so be prepared- he might take LSD sometime in the future...

Mother 2: Hey, Sarah is dancing to rave music, so be prepared- she might take Ecstasy sometime in the future...

Father 1: Hey, Danny is watching The Simpsons, so be prepared- he might take alcohol sometime in the future... oh wait, thats not bad :)

TDAH (the drug associative hypothesis)

Note- This is not necessarily accurate, however the term relates to the lifestyles and media influences associated with the drug in question, and is an easy way of identifying what drug might be craved and taken under the influence of what lifestyle the given person has chosen :P

Trackenberg Hypothesis 

If you have a solid food, and you put nutella on it, it now tastes better than before you added the nutella.
Friend: These cookies are stale I'm just gonna throw them out.

Me: WAIT!!! Use the Trackenberg Hypothesis.

Friend: You're right... mmmmmmm soooooooo gooooood

hollow earth hypothesis

A hypothesis proposed by some that states the earth is hollow and may have people or tiny suns inside of it. Jules Verne used this idea in a story of his, The Journey to the Center of the Earth (sorry I can't italicize on this phone).
Others believe were on the inside of the earth and outer space is inner space. However its proved that space is expanding so that's debunked.
Jon believes the earth is hollow on the inside, so he is an adhereant to the hollow earth hypothesis.