happyatcommonsense's definitions

J Wellington Wimpy

A guy from the comic strip Thimble Theater, later known as Popeye, who was a glutton. He would con people out for various goods, with his catchphrase, "i'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today", though never paying. He would gorge on hamburgers.

J Wellington Wimpy would eat hamburgers.

by happyatcommonsense April 26, 2015

time cube

Time cube is an idea that is if the earth stood still, north,south, east and west would be sun up, sun down, midnight and midday. It goes on talking about how this equals 96 hours and goes on to oppisites about genders and simple math.

I am one of the few people who understands some of the time cube.

by happyatcommonsense February 4, 2015

buckle

A piece of metal used to fasten a strap such as a belt or a shoe strap.

That Pilgrim's shoes have shiny buckles on them.

by happyatcommonsense April 5, 2015

Evolution

A change in populations over time.

Charles Darwin and others first gave the theory serious light, and it has been proven to be true.

The first human arguably started with Homo Erectus, some dude with an ape like head but used fire, tools, and language, then evolution marched on to have groups like Neanderthals and eventually Homo Sapiens Sapiens (us).
The evolution of the music industry is interesting.

by happyatcommonsense December 3, 2017

Thirteen Ghosts

A horror film from 2001 that stars Monk and Shaggy from Scooby Doo '02 film.
There's this evil uncle who gets some people's spirits in glass box in a glass house so he can get his family into opening the machine/ house. The ghosts come out and the living people try to do the right thing, which makes the machine house blowing up and the uncle dying via the ghosts who put him in the house center, which has blades.
Ok here's the titular ghosts that people are interested in, the backstories don't appear in the film and are hardly mentioned in the movie, but are in some DVD-first born son: kid who got in accident. Torso: gambler who ran up with the mafia. Bound Woman: A jerk who was killed by an ex. Withered Lover: The wife of the Father (Monk) who is actually harmless and proactive. Torn Prince: teenager who got set up and died in a car crash. Angry Princess: suicidal chick. Pilgrimess: a woman who was falsely accused of being a witch and was victim to mass hysteria. Great Child and Dire Mother: A mentally handicapped circus freak who killed a lot of people since he was defending his midget mother whos a rape victim and helped raise him badly. Hammer: Good guy in life who avenged his family by killing the higher ups who were thugs, but was brutally killed by the town. Jackal: an mentally unwell guy who wanted help but went insane in a nuthouse. Juggernaut: the Jason Vorhees of the group, very strong and tall and was abused and neglected too much, making him go mad.

I saw Thirteen Ghosts, but don't take it seriously or it might mess up your walk with God, or because of boredom.

by happyatcommonsense February 24, 2019

false shooter

Someone who claims to shoot something or someone, like a school, and not do it.

I knew a guy who was a false shooter, and got a felon at 18.

by happyatcommonsense February 28, 2019

hollow earth hypothesis

A hypothesis proposed by some that states the earth is hollow and may have people or tiny suns inside of it. Jules Verne used this idea in a story of his, The Journey to the Center of the Earth (sorry I can't italicize on this phone).
Others believe were on the inside of the earth and outer space is inner space. However its proved that space is expanding so that's debunked.

Jon believes the earth is hollow on the inside, so he is an adhereant to the hollow earth hypothesis.

by happyatcommonsense March 8, 2015