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Shitty Wank Demon

A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.
Don't go to the Shitty Wank Demon's world, it is made of raw sewage.
by happyatcommonsense March 26, 2019
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Peep and the Big Wide World

A sweet, innocent kids show that features three young birds, some other animals, and their adventures in a large urban sanctuary or park. The titular character is a young male chick named Peep, who is friends with a female robin named Chirp who is learning to fly, and a egotistical but good hearted duck named Quack.
Is found on Youtube and on PBS.
Peep and the Big Wide World is an interesting little kids show. I watch it while recovering from surgery.
by happyatcommonsense February 28, 2019
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whapped

The sound that's caused by something flat hitting something else.
For example a belt will make a whapping sound when it strikes something.
The paddle whapped the boat when it struck.
by happyatcommonsense March 10, 2015
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Evolution

A change in populations over time.

Charles Darwin and others first gave the theory serious light, and it has been proven to be true.
The first human arguably started with Homo Erectus, some dude with an ape like head but used fire, tools, and language, then evolution marched on to have groups like Neanderthals and eventually Homo Sapiens Sapiens (us).
The evolution of the music industry is interesting.
by happyatcommonsense December 3, 2017
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time cube

Time cube is an idea that is if the earth stood still, north,south, east and west would be sun up, sun down, midnight and midday. It goes on talking about how this equals 96 hours and goes on to oppisites about genders and simple math.
I am one of the few people who understands some of the time cube.
by happyatcommonsense February 4, 2015
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old earth creationism

Old earth creationism is a branch of creationism that holds to much of the secular dates assigned to the earth. Many hold to the day age idea that the creation days (Hebrew yom) could be eons or so of time. They reject macroevolution, particularly darwinian, and state that all creatures, including tiktallik, were either created by God or microevolved .
He adheres to old earth creationism.
by happyatcommonsense January 25, 2015
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wood heater

A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.
by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015
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