hot carl 

a hot carl is simply when you take a mad dook on da bitch's face, then, using a serving spoon, scoop exactly half of the terds up and shove them into a tube sock. no sooner do u then squish the tube sock in between her legs and rub it against her vaginal hairs, than you swing the sock around and smack her bitch ass in the face with it.

i saw my friend carl today, and he inspired me to do a hot carl with some bitch tonight, needless to say... i had to buy a new pair of socks.

hot carl by gootch November 8, 2006

Hot Carl 

The act of swinging the closed end of a white tube sock, filled with freshly deficated feces from one's sexual partner, and hitting one's sexual partner in the face.

"I was about to Hot Carl that bitch when the end of the sock broke open and shit went flying all over the place"

"Sheela had been begging for a Hot Carl all week, but when I finaly got in the mood, there wasn't a tube sock in sight."

"I hot carled that bitch for or five times that night before she finaly succumbed to head trauma and died."

Hot Carl by Greg Magno February 24, 2008

Hot Carl 

While very similiar to a traditional Hot Carl, this new defination is when your asshole dialysis patient decides to take his full shit bag and throw it in your general direction to show his displeasure about some trivial matter, like some damn dirty ape.

That patient was so mad that we were late, he tried to give me a hot carl. Luckily I was able to dodge it and it flew all over the nurse. If he does it again I will puke right on that fucker's head.

Hot Carl by Damn Dirty Ape June 7, 2007

HOT CARL 

Taking a shit in a sock and slapping someone in the face with it!

Wow, Matt just got a steamy hot carl to the face....gross

HOT CARL by DreamySarah December 24, 2007

hot carl 

the act of sucking dick right after it has been fucking an asshole. also known as oaas... ''Oral After Anal Sex''. the anal sex can be douched or undouched.

i fucked her ass and then she sucked my dick... it was the first time i gave a hot carl to a chick.

hot carl by i am the great cornholio January 10, 2008

Hot Carl 

To shit on someone's face

A stripper was cock-blocking her friend, another stripper whore, by telling me and me friends that the bitch was into some sick shit like "Hot Carls". She explained it to us; to have her face shit on.

Hot Carl by Daeman July 18, 2008

Hot Carl 

A term of endearment, an expression of something meaningful, an extraneous salutation.

1: When I left work I told everyone to have a Hot Carl. 2: When my electricity bill was $37.42, I exclaimed,"Hot Carl."

Hot Carl by RORO from da NONO December 11, 2006