Hook Up or Die 

A game played usually by a group of men who are far from home. The group will deliberately travel to a bar or club, without arranging for a hotel or other accommodations. They must only rely on their "hook up" abilities to secure a place to sleep for the night. This is typically played in the wintertime, due to the higher stakes involved in a fail.

Chuck: Bro, I the boys in the car and a full tank of gas. We're heading to Louisville, you coming?

Steve: Sounds cool, who you staying with?

Chuck: Hook up or die mutherfucker.

Steve: Challenge accepted, lets ride!

Hook Up or Die by x BILKO x September 16, 2016

Forgot to hook up the doll 

Executing a complicated plan, only to realize an important component was omitted, leading to complete failure or unintended consequences

Gary and Wyatt planned to make homemade biscuits for breakfast, but they forgot to hook up the doll and ended up making crackers instead.

Forgot to hook up the doll by anonymous January 20, 2021

The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB 

A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".

When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".

The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 9, 2010

Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops 

A Sega Genesis game by Time Warner Interactive, where you play basketball as Dick Vitale commentates. It was shot into the modern gaming scene when Scott the Woz made his 100th video about it.

"Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops is amazing! It's the perfect blend of Dick and Vitale!"

Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops by caedyn January 5, 2019

big headed nigga double g big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga 

One who could be accurately described ass a gargantuan fuck head.

Benny: "Man, that guy is such a big headed NIGGA double G big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga"
Jimmy: "Man, fuck that guy in particular"

big headed nigga double g big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga by sick cunt 666 9/11 January 10, 2014

Dough hook 

Dough hooking; a term used to describe the act of fucking a big yeasty beast girl anally from behind and jackhammering her sloppy wet G-Spot with your hooked hand of choice(pirate style)

My hand itches after doe hooking that bitch.
I’d like to dough hook that hefty heffer.

Dough hook by LeviathinBro January 31, 2020

dr. hook 

A band famous for their song, "Sylvia's Mother." That can be a good or a bad thing, which is up to personal interpretation.

Dr. Hook made a song called "Sylvia's Mother."

dr. hook by CamouflagedCow416 May 19, 2016