Freak of the nature. Hermaphrodites are weirdos, who have genitalia of both sexes, both dick and pussy, and thus, they're uberfreaks.

hermaphrodites are from the andromeda galaxy, and they escaped into this world because their own species hated them so much that hermaphrodites were almost killed off.

Hermaphrodites have a plan to conquer and enslave this world, and they're masters of mind control. George W. Bush is in their control, and hermaphrodites are using him to their own horrible and freakish ends. But there is still hope, for hermaphrodites cannot reproduce, and their race is going to die off in a thirty years.
Hermaphrodite 1. "Mwahahahaa! These humans are so stupid. They still don't view us threat."

Hermaphrodite 2. "Yeah pal, but they're going to learn when we destroy their race and take over this world."

Both: "Mwahahahahaha!"
by Ihatehermaphrodites. June 11, 2007
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a person that at first glance you think its one sex then the next glance it looks like the other.unable to find out it actually confuses you what sex they are.
eeekkkkkk!!!!hey that girl/guy/thing looks like a hermaphrodite!!!!
which one is it?
by laliepoppers17 April 22, 2008
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A person or animal having both male and female sex organs or other sexual characteristics.
Ewwwww U nasty fuck.. thatz nasty how the fuck do u have a pussy and a dick!
by Lori Inthisone December 9, 2003
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people who have both male and female parts
by hellzo March 11, 2005
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A hermaphrodite is an organism having both male and female reproductive organs . Its a ladyboy but not by choice !!!
I am bisexual an would love a hermaphrodite ( bit of both ) or your a hermaphrodite go fuck yourself
by Lewis0ne February 15, 2009
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a either gay or straight thing with a little dick and a little puss
lars is a hermaphrodite viking
by John September 6, 2003
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1. A person, who has both male and female genitals.

2. What people call me when I try to be friends with them.
3: What best describes my awkward behavior and sexuality around others.
4: can be straight, gay, or bisexual. (in my case, all three).
When i try to force other people to be friends with me, they always say "go away Collin". After stalking them for days (in some cases years) they will start to call me a hermaphrodite. I hit on guys mostly, but i try to date girls to hide my sexuality. I want to get penetrated by a big strong man!
by Colin Lai December 16, 2013
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