gristle hammer

The penis, sexual orgen of the male.

"That girl was noshing my gristle hammer all night!"

by sionyn April 2, 2006

gristle gut

Someone with a big fat greasy overhanging belly.

Look at that fatass. His gristle gut is hanging out of his shirt. What a slob.

by hugedumps October 10, 2005

Half Gristle

Having half an erection, or feeling fiesty.

She walked around the corner and I was on her with a half gristle.

by Cord Crampton December 26, 2006

Fanny Gristle

The flaps beside the love hole are more fondly known as Fanny gristle

She had a lot of fanny gristle

by Stewart Smith February 10, 2004

gristle whistle

a male appendage which when blown properly results in melodic groans from the recipient.

Damn! That girl could sure play a mean gristle whistle!

by scenedad July 11, 2008

throbbing gristle

Noun - 1. the male reproductive organ; penis, dick, cock, shaft, johnson, fuck stick, weiner, willie, pole, wang, etc.

verb - 2. The act of spreading steaming hot clam sauce on a penis before anal insertion.

1. That throbbing gristle is a penis. 2. Whoa, that's my throbbing gristle! 3. He gave me a throbbing gristle and I almost shit the bed.

by Rex Havoc April 13, 2007

Gristle whistle

Is a slang term for the human organ most commonly known as the penis or song dong pecker weiner cock dick amongst other various terms

The gristle whistle is a beginners music instrument for the most advanced players look for the skin flute

by mickdoodlesby August 4, 2020