Greg 

When your so hench you can literally move the universe with your pinky and you can backhand someone back into the womb.
So hench he makes the hulk look like a 4 year old

Big boii: what was that?
John: it’s fucking Greg moving the universe again

Greg by Wet tissue November 26, 2018

Greg 

The embodiment of ataraxia, a greek term for freedom from worry, fear, and other preoccupations. According to the philosopher Epicurus, it is the only true happiness possible for a human being.

When the Velvet Underground wrote the song Sweet Jane, they must have known Greg.

Greg by MountainBluebird December 8, 2009

greg 

A guy who likes to show himself after a shower and then acts shy. Just admit it -
you want it!

He keeps gregging me - must be awful horny

greg by Paper bitch December 20, 2008

Greg 

An Extremely good looking person. Coolest Kid Around. Extremely Funny. Very Modest.

Super Sam: Omigosh whos that kid?
Cory: Thats Greg.
Super Sam: Wow hes Hot.
Cory: Hes Pretty Cool Aswell.
Random Kid (Jack): Yeh, that Greg is on Great Guy, Wish I could be like him.

Greg by GreG's Number 1 Fan. December 14, 2008

Greg 

Gregs are amazing people who devote their lives to god. They are useful and Intelligent throughout their lives they use to laugh but now they are stone-cold serious JK. Greg's are very smart at picking out lies that you tell them and can always tell if you are upset

GREGORY

Greg by Pigmaster07 March 26, 2021

Greg 

A loner, badass, and all around ok guy. Often seen in a group of friends. He has a tendency to hit on a lot of women, and score too. Often seen with a Ryan.

Did you see Greg in the anywhere around here?
Yah, he just walked out with your girlfriend.

Greg by PussyXPounder June 10, 2015

Greg 

Fucking thief took my Nintendo wii

give me my fucking wii back Greg

Greg by reeeeeeeeeelmo February 26, 2020