Gordon

A fun loving, outgoing person.

Likes to hang around with girls and likes playing sports with the guys. -- Ladies Man .

Paul: yo lets go shoot some hoops after school
Gordon: nahh gonnaa be with the ladies at the park.

Paul: aww. you trippin'
Gordon: jealous much ? :D

by gerdin May 22, 2010

Gordonize

To attempt to improve something that doesn't need improving and succeeding in making it less useful.

Coca-Cola gordonized their flavour back in the 1980's.

by Andew Gardner March 07, 2008

Gordon

Gordon is a random dude wich has a larger Genital region than Dan!!!!

"Dan:Aw man Gordon scares me"
"Pieman:why?"
"Dan:Cos hes got a bigger dick than me!"

by blehhhhhhhh August 30, 2008

Gordon

1. An extremely sexually orientated type of person

2. Can also be referred to as quite a nerdy person.

1. Girl: I knew him for 10 mins before he tried to come onto me.
Girl 2: Jeeze he's such a Gordon.

2. Girl: I was there for 3 hours but he played WoW the whole time.
Girl 2: Jeeze what a Gordon.

by Spaface July 21, 2009

Gordon

A man who is trying to locate the lamb sauce.

The second his mother left, Gordon ran to his computer in attempt to locate the lamb sauce.

by Zak Zekeman February 27, 2017

A Gordon

When someone's in a discord call and says "b-" then leaves
They just pulled a Gordon

"oh hey what are you doing on the weekend"
"b-"
"damn, he just pulled a Gordon"

by hey man whats up March 07, 2022

Gordoned

intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.

"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"

by MIRZ March 30, 2008