navel-gazer

one who is extraordinarily self-absorbed with him or herself on any given issue; excessive introspection and reflection when action is more necessary. (v) navel gazing.

Bill is a ha ha ha ha (laughter) hahahahahaha (more laughter) hee-hee-hee (coughing) hee-hee-hee (more coughing) hee-hee (laughter) Navel-Gazer.

If Mr. Bill wasn't such a Navel-Gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.

navel-gazer by Bob Doughnuts March 19, 2008

navel gazer 

a very offensive term for a megalomaniacal, arrogant, chutzpan, self centered, navel gazing individual who has few or no friends in society.

Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter series would probably be the the perfect epitome of a navel gazer

navel gazer by Uncle Dimma October 4, 2013

Meat gazer 

A guy named Kevin who admires your package when your not looking.

Troy....Kevin is gazing your package! What a meat gazer!

Meat gazer by antigazer August 19, 2008

meat gazer 

2. (n.) The person who watches someone on probation piss to make sure a they don't attempt to tamper with the results of the test.

"Man that meat gazer was all up on my shit and now I'm gonna come up hot."

meat gazer by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 24, 2005

bone gazer

when a guy or girl is caught gazing the "bone"

allen is known as a "bone gazer"

bone gazer by jamnjay87 April 18, 2010

Goober Gazer 

a goober is what is known as a penis and a gazer is someone who stares;

Cole was being such a goober gazer last night at the gym.

Goober Gazer by HHSHSHSH November 22, 2011

Meat Gazer Lean 

While someone is in the act as a meat gazer. It is the lean towards the urinal to prevent them from seeing your package.

I got my dick wet when I was doing the maet gazer lean.

Meat Gazer Lean by mark snider January 25, 2005