The taunting moniker given to one who has recently gazed upon balls, usually when the owner of the balls displays his thumb and index finger forming a circle over the balls.
The idea is to be creatively insulting when calling someone ballgazer, using it in humorous context or in a play on words adding to the shame and disgrace the offender faces.
"You looked at more balls tonight than the Daily Lotto since it's inception!"
"Your eyes just lapped up a large serving of my balls.. Were you ball-famished?"
Fabian --> Gaybian Ballgazer --> Dr. Gabiano "8-Ball" Ballgazorno
One who stares at balls for personal satisfaction.
Person1: "Hey look at this fork by my crotch"
Person1: "HAHA You ball gazer"
During conversation an individual looks at a male’s crotch. They are normally found in male showers.
After the game in the shower Ted approaches Dave...
Ted: Hey, Dave you played a great game!
Dave: Uhh...Thanks...Are you looking at my balls?
Dave: Fuckin Ball gazer
When you make the shape of balls in your crotch area, and when you capture the person staring down there, you scream "BALL GAZER!!"
(from the Love Guru)
Chelsea: *looks down there*
Demetris: BALL GAZER.
To trick someone by having them look at your hands, then moving them to your crotch and forming the letters "b" and "g" with your fingers. With the victim still looking at your hands, immediately call them a "ball gazer".
Dave: Hey Mark, how many power supplies does this customer need?
Mark: I don't know. I'll have to check. What are you doing with your...
Dave: BALL GAZER!!!
when someone is tricked or wants to look at someone's balls
guy 1: look at my finger
guy 1 puts his finger near his crotch.
guy 1:BALL GAZER!
guy 2 : damn!
Slight of hand trick, such as pretending to drop a bowl of tobacco and catching it right next to your crotch. Usually accompainied with a box frame around groin region or a outstretched pointed finger aimed at your meat missle
. "Ballgazer" is shouted to make everyone in the room know you've been lookin at your mates sack! Cannot be used if the intended victim does not look!
Me: ***pretends to drop lighter & grabs ballcocks"
Everyone in the room: "HAAAW HAAAW, YOUR A FUCKING BALLGAZER!!!"
Your Mom: "I saw him looking at your dick again, what a frikkin ballgazer!!