Guy: “I got a hot date later with a honeybaked ham but she wants to bring her frumpy friend. I need a wingman!”
Guy2: “Aww man you always make me take one for team.”
Guy1: “Thats
the spirit!”
Guy2: “Yeah sure.
What are friends for? I mean, other than to babysit Chewbacca’s aunt Berthabacca.”
Guy1: “I promise this one wont try to suffocate you between her she pecks”
Guy2: “
The last one tried to eat my face!”