yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was her next birthday
yo mamma so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.
yo mamma so stupid she got fired from da m&m company for throwing away the w's.
ypo mamma so fat that her drivers liscenc picture say "picture continued on other side"
Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she was sitting in the road i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas
Yo mamma is so fat the when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes of my show.
Guy 2: WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER, STUPID ASS.