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a very harsh insult/come-back yo mamma so dumb she failed a blood test.
yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was her next birthday yo mamma so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechless. yo mamma so stupid she got fired from da m&m company for throwing away the w's. ypo mamma so fat that her drivers liscenc picture say "picture continued on other side" |
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police:what were you doing saturday night?
suspect:yo mamma |
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the best comeback that was ever made yo mammas so fat she went swimming with the whale and they sang " we are family even tho ur fatter than me"
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Insult, last resort in a verbal confrontation, snap among friends. Yo mamma is so broke that she got a pussy on her hip so she can make money on the side.
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It is an overly used gay joke that disses someones mom. Came from the show Yo Mamma Yo mamma is so stupid she was talking into a letter trying to send voice mail.
Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale. Yo mamma is so fat that when she was sitting in the road i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas Yo mamma is so fat the when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes of my show. |
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A person who is so stupid that she started at a box of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate." Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
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Ohh so many definitions, so little time...
1) This ugly ass hag that keeps callin me and askin for a booty call. 2) A retarded slut that used to be the playboy center fold in 1869. 3) A dirty muff burger that caused that accident tht resulted in your birth. Ya you, damn waste of sperm! -Hey did you do anything this friday night?
- Ya i did do somethig. That something was your mamma! -Really? -YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIGHT! |
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