by lifeafterlove August 20, 2022
When a man starts spending less time with the bros: this is generally caused by his hope of "getting some" with his new girlfriend.
Mark: "Hey man, have you seen John lately since he started dating that new chick?"
Paul: "No i haven't... i think he may have become a victim of The Driftwood Effect."
Paul: "No i haven't... i think he may have become a victim of The Driftwood Effect."
by Sparkles the Tri-corn March 1, 2012
this school sucks, it’s full of wanna be gangsters and girls who think their pretty but no their just popular pretty, the 6th graders think they da shit, and the 7th graders thinking smoking is cool, and the 8th graders really don’t gaf tbh.
Driftwood Middle School
by daily shit talker September 6, 2021
When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.
by Sum dude 42069 July 28, 2021
When a member of the reptile species gets a boner in the water and tries to play it cool by laying in a plank-like fashion.
(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)
(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)
Jason: I went down to the beach and saw the Geico Gecko doing the backstroke and he looked more like a shark!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!
by thebee'sknees March 9, 2012