DIMS

dick in mouth syndrome - when you cant understand somebody because they're mumbling

"kfkhitusdaina"

what was that i cant understand you because you have DIMS

by the fakin Circle February 17, 2009

Dim

To beat up nerds

Look at those nerds! Let's dim the shit out of them!

by jdawg123456777 June 1, 2011

DIMS

DIMS is an extension of the phrase 'Martin Is Dan's Dad'. DIMS stands for 'Dan Is Martin's Son'. It follows many variations of the phrase, including MSID (Martin's Son Is Dan), DDIM (Dan's Dad Is Martin), FODIM (Father Of Dan Is Martin), SOMID (Son Of Martin Is Dan), etc. Likewise it is possible to become obsessed with these words, leading to random shouting of the acronyms (and associated words like 'Hall' or 'Father'), withdrawal symptoms and writing the aforementioned phrases onto anything that comes to hand.

Mum: 'Have you done your homework?'
Obsessed Child: 'No, but DIMS, so... FODIM HALL SON MIDD RADAR!!!!!'

by xObsessedbbzx January 15, 2011

DIMS

Dick In Mouth Syndrome; refers to the awkwardness that results when you run into someone whom you've preformed oral sex on, but are not in a relationship with. Can also refer to a one night stand, someone you've had sex with once, but you are not friends with them, or in a relationship with them. Can be used by either men or women.

When we were at the bar, we ran into someone you've given oral sex and my friend asked me, "what was that about?" and I said "DIMS" and she said, "Ohhh"

by xtinawins April 25, 2006

Dim

Dim is not a noun, but a verb. To 'Do a Dimmy' is simply to pull off any feat of mere awesomeness.

Generally related to alcohol and women related activities, one achieves a sense of 'Dim-ness' by successfully completing an act of gloriousness, leaving the crowd in awe.
To Dim is to be a lord of alcohol. To wear Toga's, and have Levels play as entry music upon your entry to every single place you attend. To have the Gods of beer happily shine down upon you. Dim doesn't even get drunk, Alcohol gets Dim'ed.

They say only one man has thus far been able to achieve such immortality. Legend states most Eastern religions believe him to be the messiah.
Others call him by his birth name, the one and only David Outrata.

Dim is not only a lifestyle.
Dim is a legacy.

No joke, he just completely pulled a Dimmy, and slammed down an entire slab, before having sex with the entire Oakland Raiders cheersquad!

by Captain Splendifferous November 12, 2012

Dim

slang term for lame, uncool, or unexciting

person 1: how was that party last night bro
person 2: that shit was dim as hell, the music was trash

by MegaSwagGuy June 23, 2018

DIM

acronym for "does it matter?".
Meaning "irrelevant" and used mostly in gen-Y internet slang/ IM conversations, "DIM" is mostly the end of a smirk comment, to specify that the info provided does not matter at the current context.

dude1: Hey, it was cold here. Look at these pics of icicles!

dude2: location?? I could spam u with pics from my Antartic expedition. DIM?

dude1: ha. These are from Orlando, Florida man! It was cold this year.

dude2: wow! Jan 2010 is "global chilling" time!

by gansvv January 10, 2010