A crunkie is a person obsessed with CROCS such as decorating them with pins and giblets.
Man Andrea, you have an unhealthy amount of giblets on those crocs! You're such a crunkie

croc/junkie
by Pukadog December 27, 2022
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poor execution of performance, being a mixture of crunchy , crooked, and clumsy.
That girl has some crunky tumbling.
by Master of the DIC! July 25, 2022
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dayum these crunky ass niggas be fillin braah
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Something/someone is cringy, stupid, ugly, or weird. It’s used as an insult. I usually use this more towards people, tho it does get used for an object, place or thing.
Friend: “Dudes name” started dming me today, should I date him? He’s kind of cute.

Me: uhhhh no. He’s fucking crunky.
by nolongersus May 14, 2022
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weird, funky, musty, odd
Your mom is crunky because she looks like a bald headed hoe.
by paigeiscrunky January 9, 2022
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paige’s dog ate her underwear and socks omg he’s so crunky”
by hot&sticky4urmom January 9, 2022
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When your bones are aching and crunchy
I slept awkward last night and my bones are crunky
by MrsDLT August 13, 2020
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