by AYB May 9, 2003
a piece of dry snot that is visible to everyone except the owner. similar to a cornflake, but not as slim and streamlined
by Leysie December 27, 2007
crouton is someone who fucking annoys you or has the sort of face that resembles a peice of bread that floats at the top of your soup. croutons are usually found near you on a daily basis also ascoaciated with cutns croutopns are absolute cunts
by kierzistheman February 23, 2010
A crouton is a vile and agressive action. Meant as an insult or challenge, an attacker removes of of his victims incisors, seasons it, and replaces it in the mouth of his victim. This will usually frustrate the victim to a high degree.
While travelling to Florida, Dave met a punk on the airplane and was forced to crouton the poor guy.
by Bacon Steve September 22, 2006
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