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clint eastwoods saddle bags 

As she stood over him naked Dave noticed that her genitlaia hung down like Clint Eastwoods Saddle Bags

Stutter clients 

Stutter Clients are people that make you want to say "Did I fucking stutter"
Coworker: "That seemed like a long phone call"
You: "Yeah, had to tell them when our next available was three times"
Coworker "Fucking Stutter Clients"
Stutter clients by Iluvetel September 13, 2020

the clint eastwood special 

when two gay men, while giving eachother handjobs, have a "distance competition" with the cum shots. the loser must then angrily give the winner a rim job. While all of this is happening another gay man is licking up the shot sperm and penetrating the losers asshole using the cum as a lubricant. and for the special, a firm turd is taken and used as a dildo for one of the 3 assholes.
I went on a date with 2 of my boyfriends to chippendales and we decided to go home and do the clint eastwood special.

and how did that go for you?

well we couldnt get a firm turd, they were all liek rabbit pelets. but other than that i won the cumshot contest. and woke up the next morning feeling quite saucy.

clientsplaining 

When your client argues and demand things against your recommendation in a field he has no clue about and especially hired you to fill that lack of knowledge
I hired you because you're the expert, but i'm the expert now

clientsplaining
clientsplaining by husstle November 4, 2017

squinty clint 

When a male ejaculates in his partners eyes, causing him/her to squint like Clint Eastwood.
I gave my girl the old squinty clint while we watched Dirty Harry last night.
squinty clint by craig_s August 10, 2014