brown chaff

(Verb). Shitting oneself.

Did you see Andy D when his chair broke?
No, why is that?
I swear he deployed the ol' brown chaff!

by This isn't where I parked my d April 24, 2019

stank chaff

Occurring just before anal intercourse, the bottom sprays diarrhea throwing the pursuant off of their tail. A mess that ruins the mood for anal intercourse.

When the two horny lovers returned home from a meal of spicy Korean food, the bottom sadly ruined the night by spraying stank chaff just before getting laid.

by nippydreadlocks January 28, 2017

cum chaff

The flaky dried sperm residue you find on your inner thigh, or elsewhere.

What's that white stuff on your leg?
That's last night's cum chaff.

by crosscomox December 21, 2013

Cut to the Chaff

Chaff is the core of the wheat from which comes grain.Cut to the chaff means to cut to the essence, the meaning, the essential of what you are trying to say.
Pre 60s....precusor of "cut to the chase"

"Blah, blah, blah"
"Cut to the chaff!"
"Just listen and you'll hear!"

by Elaine Pedigo April 9, 2006

Chaff Vacuum

Varient of douchebag

Ugh, that guy is a total chaff vacuum.

by Dangertits March 5, 2012

chaffee

a person who inherrets everything from dead relatives and never ever throws the objects away, packrat, hoarder, weirdo, quin, jack barakat.. ect.

Chaffee is someone who will take things from people who have passed and never throw them away, untill they have passed and then they will pass their shit on to an other Chaffee.

by quin volcom mangensin June 14, 2008

chaffee

Another word for a virgin who can't seem to get laid easily.

Man I'm suck and tired of being a chaffee I need some pussy.

by Anonymous Dick Slayer July 27, 2021