bert 

Bert. Other wise known as breaking of the wind.

The dog berted 5 or 6 times yesterday.

bert by I'm you father July 29, 2008

Bert 

V. To utilize inappropriate materials and methods to repair a damaged object.

Term originated to describe the quality of work done by a friend's father - Bert covered their whole roof with duct tape to seal a leak instead of just replacing the shingles.

That guy totally Berted that roof - who would ever think that someone would use actually use $300 worth of duct tape to fix a roof leak?

Bert by Bert's Neighbor September 13, 2006

bert 

a nameless kid at a party.

When doing a girl anal you pull out and leave a shit stain inbetween the eyebrows...Like a unibrow

Yo bert how much beer you got?

Yo bitch I gave you a Bert.

Artie Sanchez gave Joe Cool a Bert.

bert by Ayo Mo'Connell March 22, 2008

bert 

what happens when your playing a video game and your sister starts lagging the internet because shes watching porn

"stop pulling a Bert"

bert by hansolo314 October 13, 2011

Bert 

An extremely Over-Powered pokemon.

CptWrath lives by Bert.

Bert by Harvest_Moon675365 December 29, 2016

Bert 

A name for a cat that means he is cute,intelligent , loves going outside (not in the cold though) , and is everything you would ever want in a cat.

Man, that cat is everything he must be named bert.

Bert by apersonthatsnotnamednicole January 28, 2019

Bert 

Bert is kumalalas daughter. Bert has a family. Her dad is named Tasso, her sister is stab me, her mom is kumalala. She is a very silly person. She wants to know if someone plays roblox. Tasso also texted someone with his bottom.

Bert likes to break lamps.
Ik!!

Bert by IHATESUSANLICEYHAIR96 July 7, 2022