beans

A term for fat, based on its appearance. Commonly used in the self-harm community to obfuscate the true meaning.

Katie self-harms

Katie: Ah fuck, I hit beans

by NoelleDoesSpore November 29, 2021

beans

on toast

baked beans

by Syrup is pog May 19, 2021

beans

they're really cool,unless you eat them in a movie theater watching cars 2,if so, shame on you

a: this nigga eatin beans
b: *cries*

by gearworks July 3, 2018

beans

Information on yourself or someone that can be used as blackmail. Most commonly information on cheating on another girl, or hooking up with a hideously looking creature known as roast beef.

DUDE DONT SPILL THE BEANS!!

Man you better not tell him cuz i got beans.

THE BEANS ARE BAKIN!

by b stouff May 3, 2004

beans

An expression generated in the north-east united states (most likely Massachusetts aka The Bean State) meaning good or awesome.

Also heard in the State of Washington particularly in Seattle.

COOL BEANS!

That is wicked beans!

by Sarah Dove September 2, 2004

beans

A plant we normally eat. Sometimes known as a vegetable or Fruit. It is also seen as a seed like in the story of Jack and the bean stock.

Beans, beans, the magaical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So eat beans for every meal!

by Miyavi May 24, 2004

beans

Deriving from the phrase 'cool beans', this is just a shorter version, used to convey enthusiasm or excitement, emphasising that something is indeed cool.

Static-X have a new album? Beans!

by princessblade January 17, 2005