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Beansprout 

Derived from bean - the term of endearment - beansprout refers to said individual when they were younger. This can also refer to a bean who is younger than you.

See fetus.
"Oh my gosh, Darren Criss was such a beansprout back when he was in AVPM!"

"Have you seen Ryan Gosling in Mickey Mouse Club? What a beansprout!'

"Look at my third grade yearbook picture!" "Wow, what a beansprout!"
Beansprout by dalxndr September 6, 2017
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beansprout 

Angry white man #1: Look at that damn beaner drawing his dag'gun graffiti all over my wall

Angry white man #2: He ain't no beaner, he's a beansprout
beansprout by chrisp858 March 23, 2008

beansprout 

This is what you call a penis.
UGH, this dude keeps blowin up my girl's phone wit pictures of his beansprout!
beansprout by Shagmelon April 16, 2011

Bellsprout 

1. A pokemon

2. An abusive and insulting term. To call someone a pokemon is insulting but its even worse with the word bell in it. Also easier than saying "bellend". The terms "weeping bell" and "victreebell" may also be used depending on the degree of abuse and humiliation that is needed
A: "I can't believe you're not coming tonight - what a bellsprout you are!"
Bellsprout by Rick James 2.0 November 14, 2007

Bellsprout 

1. A Pokemon

2. A slang term for someone with an uncircumcised penis. The foreskin of the uncut penis resembles the mouth of Bellsprout and Bellsprout's head resembles the head of a penis.
Girl: I finally had sex with Juan last night for the first time.
Friend: Damn girl! How was it? What was his penis like?
Girl: It was actually kinda weird looking. He had a Bellsprout!!
Bellsprout by The_Goods85 April 7, 2016

Bellsprout 

A Bellsprout as said before is a pokemon but can also be used as a way of calling someone a bellend. It is a much more humerous way to call someone a bellend and also if you are in high school it would be better if you called someone a bellsprout rather than a bellend as you wont get in trouble for calling a fellow class mate a pokemon.
Can also be used if you have a bit of a faggot (who will cry) if you call them names example:

Man:yo you're a bellend!
Faggot: *runs off crying*

Man:yo you're a bellsprout!
Faggot:lol why are you calling me a pokemon?
Man:Actually you are a bellend!
Faggot: *runs off crying*
Bellsprout by Robsta27 May 22, 2006

Bean Sprout 

The female clit aka lady bean in an engorged state from sexual arousal.
By the time I got home, Kelly had already worked up a bean sprout so I had to hit it good.
Bean Sprout by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
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