a piece of shit that mooches off his or her parents all there lives. Also most likely to drop out of school or even computer school.
Kyle is worthless his parents put so much money in to his rusted ass honda because he is to lazy to get a real job.
by shit stain March 7, 2007
-TEST- is a lonely old man from arkansas, he goes into psycho fits when rejected by women he tries to romance over the Internet by sending them porn pictures and descriptions of what he wants to do to them. he often goes on message boards to stalk people and "insult" people by calling them "fat" or "ugly" when in fact he was in a relationship with a 300lb woman (now an Asian transvestite, great upgrade) He ofeten gets owned by Bigfoot/bigboy/everyone on earth on said boards, it is very easy considering his taste in women and lifestyle which consists of not working/living off welfare and posting on the internet...when getting owned he reverts to child like behavior and the "you're fat" comments come out until he puts his tail between his legs and leaves until the bad people log off...then he comes back and starts the whole process over again,bless his little retarded heart.
Bigboy: jealous of what? you are basically dirt poor, your girlfriend is a fat cow, you search the internet looking for chicks to "hook up" with, and ive seen dried up dog shit that more attractive than you. you are worthless and should of died in that wreck
by Biggiefolyfe October 19, 2006
It is a “term of endearment”, giving to one ex-wife that has screwed you, a man over, taking, his kids, his house, his furniture, his clothes, his business equipment, and his dog. She has caused him to lose his job(s) and keeps him from finding any meaningful employment, or any job to pay his child support, so she has him arrested and thrown in jail, she is a completely unfair, lying and discussion two timing person.
Miriam, (we will say Miss Smith) demands to know when you are going to pay her child support so she can purchase a new car for herself. Mrs. Smith, "Keith, I want my money now, all of it, or you are going to jail”. Keith, “but I will lose my job and I am paying the best I can”. Miss Smith, “who gives a shit!” “I want my money now, and I want that solid gold crown tooth that you had taken out of your mouth, that you had since you were a child, I want that, it was to be mine, you own me.” Tom, "who is that ugly mean bitch." Keith, "that is my x-wife, she is such a worthless bitch! She never does anything to earn money, just takes it from the kid’s child support money and uses it for herself. Tom, you were actually married to that? Tom, I agree, she comes across as a stupid worthless bitch. Tom, I bet you are glad to be out of that marriage." Keith, "Yes, I am glad I only have to put up with that shit from a distance, that worthless bitch!
by Billy BullSchitter April 5, 2017
by Linetrash January 22, 2014
A person so unremarkable and toxic that they can be reduced to this term, a worthless sack of flesh containing organs, bones, excrement, etc. Implicit understanding that to use the name of an animal to describe said person would be unfair to the animal in question (pig, rat, cockroach, all of whom have good social bonding skills).
by Bzone_truth June 11, 2018
A lazy, unproductive co-worker, whose lack of work ethic means you have to work that much harder to carry their load.
My co-worthless Lester called in sick again and now I'm stuck covering his graveyard shift. I hope the little weasel gets sick for real!
by tuftskins January 27, 2010
"I went to the park today and there were so many worthless mutts at the park."
"A worthless mutt attacked me today. The owner didn't care"
"A worthless mutt attacked me today. The owner didn't care"
by Tim Watsonthefirst November 15, 2021