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Attachment Deficit Disorder

Someone who is constantly leaving out attachments when sending e-mails, has Attachment Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.). (Similar to Attention Deficit Disorder, but with attachment's).
Mike: email RE: You gotta see this wicked vid!!!

Jeff: opens blank email Huh? There's nothing here! That dudes got Attachment Deficit Disorder

attachment: 1 image 

The holy grail of the sexting world, every guy hopes and aspires to get this automated message while texting a girl. When someone sends a picture (nudes, in this case) this is the message that iMessage shows under the notification tab or the text summary page.
Amy: I'm rlly bored rn.
James: Wanna sext?
Amy: Sure!

James: Send pics ;)
Amy: Attachment: 1 image
James: Wow. You have mosquito tits.

first attatchment 

First attachment is the very first person u get attached to basically (a first love ) but females don't claim them for how terrible they did them
He was my first attatchment

delusional attachment 

A made-up delusion where someone believes they are a fictional character, usually used by self diagnosed psychotics on kinsta
Person A: I have a delusional attachment to Nagito Komaeda. Do not separate me from myself. Doubles kys.
Person B: youre just a kinnie
delusional attachment by opblockme September 6, 2021

Attachment 

A boyfriend or girlfriend who is always holding on to there girlfriend or boyfriend.
Damn the Attachment never leaves her side
Attachment by Rave6669 November 9, 2007

An Attachment 

A word used to replace saying either L or blunt around certain people. It is used to describe weed already rolled up in a dutch.
"yo bro Im going to the dave concert wanna come?"

"eh idk man"

"Ive got an attachment with me!"
"fuck yeah ill come!"
An Attachment by Lsmokerbrod November 22, 2011