Attachmentard 

Stupid jerk who continually forgets to include a specified attachment within an email.

Mr. Stupidjerk never includes the excel docs he references in his emails. He is such an attachmentard.

Holy God. That is the fourth blank email in a row! How can someone be so attachmentarded???

Attachmentard by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008

Attachmentally Challenged 

Politically correct version of Attachmentard.

Stupid jerk who continually forgets to include a specified attachment within an email.

Don't be alarmed if Bob had to send you that spread sheet a few times, he's a little attachmentally challenged.

Attachmentally Challenged by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008