by HarmonyNoelani April 20, 2008
Get the asswipemug. A alternative to a curse word, I.E. shit balls hoes ass fuck dammit.
Use it to describe something so ugly,repulsive,disgusting,nasty,or just pissing you off that you'd use it to wipe your ass.
Usually said by 9th graders in California.
Use it to describe something so ugly,repulsive,disgusting,nasty,or just pissing you off that you'd use it to wipe your ass.
Usually said by 9th graders in California.
"Have you asked Johnny to the dance yet Sally?"
"No,I'm too shy."
"YOU BETTER ASK HIM SALLY,DON'T BE AN ASSWIPE!!"
"No,I'm too shy."
"YOU BETTER ASK HIM SALLY,DON'T BE AN ASSWIPE!!"
by isaBALLA January 13, 2009
Get the asswipemug. 1) Flaming and pissy person who won't shut up and generally makes a total ass of themselves.
2) Someone whose primary and sole purpose of existance is as a plunger.
3) Can be used as multiple parts of a sentence.
2) Someone whose primary and sole purpose of existance is as a plunger.
3) Can be used as multiple parts of a sentence.
1) Newby is an asswipe, he just won't shutup.
2) Newby is an asswipe, he needs to clean the shit out of his ears.
3) Newby is such an asswiping asswipe, I can't asswiping believe that asswipe.
2) Newby is an asswipe, he needs to clean the shit out of his ears.
3) Newby is such an asswiping asswipe, I can't asswiping believe that asswipe.
by oh that guy again February 09, 2004
Get the asswipemug. asswipe
1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
2a). a device that has been used to
remove excrement from the anus.
2b.) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude
2c)a device used to remove excrement.
3. Someone you would wipe your ass with.
1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
2a). a device that has been used to
remove excrement from the anus.
2b.) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude
2c)a device used to remove excrement.
3. Someone you would wipe your ass with.
"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")
1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.
2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!
3. I have to shit, come over here steve!
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")
1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.
2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!
3. I have to shit, come over here steve!
by nameless October 29, 2004
Get the asswipemug. by ElSea April 23, 2006
Get the asswipemug. ashanks is a asswipe
by nick125 February 17, 2005
Get the asswipemug. 1. A wet or dry fiberous material used to remove feces and dingleberries from a person's asshole.
2. A unreliable person who constantly annoys others with acts that would drive anyone's anger levels to "FUCKING PISSED!"
3. See one-upper.
2. A unreliable person who constantly annoys others with acts that would drive anyone's anger levels to "FUCKING PISSED!"
3. See one-upper.
1. "Son, we're outta toilet paper! Get me some asswipes!
2. "DUDE! Stop tapping me on the fucking shoulder, you fucking asswipe! Get away from me!"
2. "DUDE! Stop tapping me on the fucking shoulder, you fucking asswipe! Get away from me!"
by nUnya_dAmn_bIznis April 27, 2007
Get the asswipemug.