Tim: You need to stop, you have an addiction.
Nikki: I don't have and addiction, I can quit whenever I want.
Tim: How about now?
Nikki: How about next Tuesday.
Nikki: I don't have and addiction, I can quit whenever I want.
Tim: How about now?
Nikki: How about next Tuesday.
by I am thee God Damn BATMAN April 10, 2011

Boy: Mom, can you please stop smoking, it's a really bad addiction. It could hurt you or someone around you.
Mom: Ok. But only if you stop killing people when your asleep.
Boy: Ok mom. I'll try.
Mom: Ok. But only if you stop killing people when your asleep.
Boy: Ok mom. I'll try.
by Connor Smith August 14, 2007

A person who spends an inordinate amount of his or her resources on trivial things, such as the computer game "Everquest"
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