wrinkly starfish

(n) A vuglar and discreet way to refer to one's anus, generally in a negative context.

Sam: Please stop swearing. There are children present.

Herschel: Bite my wrinkly starfish.

by toddwagonwheel November 27, 2016

Wrinkly stick

An old man's penis.

I accidentally saw a wrinkly stick on the internet.

by The Ultimate Diabeetus July 27, 2014

Wrinkly Gorgous

*Gore-gus*
1 a flacid unerect penis that has excessive folds of skin including but not limited to the scrotum. similar uses are engoreged gorgous( erect penis)
2 any wrinkled phalic objects or animals.

Def.1 John: Hey Paul whats the matter?
Paul: Dude i was going to take a shower but my Grandpa was in there...
John: so?
Paul: he was pissing and i saw his wrinkly gorgous!
John: oh.....

Def.2 A pug, mole rat, bulldog, shar pei, japanese giant salamander

by INK4492 July 19, 2011

Long wrinkly thing

something long and wrinkly

long wrinkly thing

by ihonestlyhavenoidea March 29, 2021

Wrinkly sexual dirty talk

What elderly people discuss when proceeding with sexual activities between each other; eg, two partners or a group of wrinklies.

She spoke dirty to me the other night when we were having sexual intercourse, it was really wrinkly sexual dirty talk!

Me: Beryl, talk dirty to me whilst I penetrative you!

Beryl: Albert, I've shit the bed!

by Katie_Hill June 23, 2014

Wrinkly Leather Kangaroo Pouch

In the fupa of some formally pregant women, the skin is not taunt and hangs like a kangaroo pouch. It also appears to look stretched out and extremely wrinkly, similar to leather to the eyes in some extreme cases.

Sarah was such a dime till she got knocked up. No that she had that kid she has that nasty wrinkly leather kangaroo pouch.

by Maximillion Pegasus April 10, 2010

Wrinkly Rock

slang word used as the image of a man's penis. Preferably the lame, over emotional Caucasian skaters. When grabbed, you feel as if you have a pebble in your hand with hairy skin on it.

Hey, how was last night?

It was fine til he pulled out his wrinkly rock

by from ex girlfriend July 01, 2011