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1.
What elderly people discuss when proceeding with sexual activities between each other; eg, two partners or a group of wrinklies.
She spoke dirty to me the other night when we were having sexual intercourse, it was really wrinkly sexual dirty talk!

Me: Beryl, talk dirty to me whilst I penetrative you!

Beryl: Albert, I've shit the bed!
by Katie_Hill June 23, 2014