wiffle tits

The act of beating someone across the tits with a wiffle ball bat.

I'm going to give you wiffle tits!

by Fadeddeath February 1, 2016

wiffle bag

the bag that would or could hold wiffle dust

see wiffle dust

"this mattress encostment is actually just a wiffle bag for all the good it does".

by BedBugBeware March 1, 2011

Wiffle Ball

A code word for smoking marijuana.

Tyler: Hey lets go play some wiffle ball, Drew!
Drew: Sure! Do you have any wiffle balls?
Tyler: Of course!

by Wiffle Ball Creator June 6, 2013

Wiffle Karen

That one old lady who lives across the street. She hates when you clobber her house with wiffle balls and when you knock them over her fence. She screams WTF ARE YOU!!! GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE SCUMBAGS!! Then you relocate and and cry for the rest of your life!

Did you hear about the Wiffle Karen in the hood? Rumor has it that she chewed out a bunch of kids for breaking her window with a plastic ball!!

by Daquarius 917 February 22, 2022

wiffle snatch

Wiffle snatch: A small amount of marijuana.

Man I only have a wiffle snatch left.

by Loser_DIK January 19, 2008

wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.

"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."

by Adman12 August 31, 2005

wiffle beard

A very patchy beard, the pattern resembles that of a wiffle ball. It is common in teenage boys, but occasionally found in old men who cannot grow a solid beard. Becomes visible in an untrimmed beard once it is past the scruff stage. Past the peach fuzz stage.

What is with Keanu Reeves' wiffle beard, didn't he finish puberty yet?

by ArtT3ach3r December 20, 2011