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hey man, did you see that widget?
Widget by puttingupafight November 19, 2010
an ornamental "bobble" fastener for ponytails and braids -- two beads or other ornaments attached to either ends of an elastic loop or elastic figure 8
I just got a pair of hello Kitty widgets
widget by Sparki July 29, 2003
Those little flood things that squirm around in halo.
- "Aw man! I cant believe those widgets killed me!"
- "That widget just took over that guy!"
Widget by Drinkwata January 14, 2008
A tiny vestigial brain which is all that remains of the person's intellect after years of mental self-harm

The 'widget' drives extremely retarded behaviour, loves to be the centre of attention and is often to be found railing against an irrational sense of injustice, corruption or lack of integrity.

Can become abusive but amusing when roused.
That guy is hassling me everyday 'cos he thinks I stole his bubble-gum stickers, what a widget!
Widget by rex12 May 14, 2011
A clump of head hair that sticks up above the crown, looking rather like a ducks tail
Mr Whipe had a large widget after sleeping on a pillow
Widget by davidlanc December 24, 2008
In print journalism, i.e. newspapers, magazines, news sites -- any small, short or insconsequential item, often used as a filler, or in a column of similar short news items such as crime briefs.
My editor said he only wanted a widget on this barroom killing.
widget by Tom Bell July 1, 2005