A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice
Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again
by Apollo83 July 13, 2019
The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.
Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!
by JuicyWookie January 24, 2012
Come on now, eat your weener pumper!
by ScootyPuff Jr April 17, 2005
You have an extremely small penis.
by KMAC April 16, 2005
A weener cleaner is your mouth!
I was at work and trying to call down a steak to the cook when these bitches kept talking really loud. The cook couldn't hear what I was saying. I looked over at those hookers and said, " Shut your fucking weener cleaners" and then proceeded with work.
by UFO 311 May 2, 2009
Dude 1: Yo bro did you hook up with that bitch from 308 last night?
Dude 2: Hell yeah nigga, I got in raw and everything that hoe is a weener shark.
Dude 2: Hell yeah nigga, I got in raw and everything that hoe is a weener shark.
by Ozio August 30, 2013
by JEN THE BARBACK January 4, 2009