An activity whereby you see how far you can let a ‘stool’ slip out and still be able to suck it back in.
"General! Sir! Tombstoning complete. I just successfully retracted 2 inches of loaf."
or
"Your Excellency has the air of a man mid-tombstoning."
or
"Your Excellency has the air of a man mid-tombstoning."
by Bontempi June 27, 2007
Tombstoning - A sexual act where you submerge your lover in ice cold water for a time and then make love to her cold stiff body. Great for the necrophiliacs amoung us :)
by Necros are us May 30, 2012
The Mongolian Tombstone, a holy act, is performed when a man gets into a legs spread and knees bent position while standing up. The female proceeds to kneel underneath him, between his legs. After raising her head, she rests the man's testicles on her eyes and proceeds to pleasure the man's gooch by licking. Often, the Mongolian Tombstone turns into a full-blown rimmy, but this term is to be used strictly for gooch licking.
Garrett: Man, my gooch could use a good Mongolian Tombstone
Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days
Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days
by easnyder31 February 21, 2014
After Undertaker's done with you, you're tombstoned!
Joe got tombstoned by gangbangers. May He Rest In Peace.
He was tombstoned at the funeral
Joe got tombstoned by gangbangers. May He Rest In Peace.
He was tombstoned at the funeral
by tombstoned July 30, 2009
The move that Kane, Undertaker, or Bret Hart did. It is a piledriver that has your stomach facing inward instead of outward like a normal piledriver. Has the same effect as normal piledriver.
by Fatty December 18, 2003
The Living Tombstone is a songwriter that mostly does dubstep. He is well known for his Five Nights at Freddy's songs: FNaF 1 Song, It's Been So Long, Die In A Fire, and I Got No Time. He also makes remixes like Sorry Jack and Road to El Dorado.
Me: bro did you hear The Living Tombstone's new song I Got No Time? its awesome!
My Friend: ikr! i can listen to it a million times and i would never get sick of it!
My Friend: ikr! i can listen to it a million times and i would never get sick of it!
by TheFiveNightsUserOfFiCiAl May 9, 2016
While engaged in the standing 69 position, you pull out while ejaculating and slam her on her head WWE style.
by Gunner61 August 5, 2008