This ugly ass cheater is a emotionally manipulative, cocky piece of shit. Titus is the sort of guy who thinks he’s funny but isn’t and is also an insufferable liar. Don’t ever trust a Titus.
Titus cheater. Again.
by Shittyartgirl January 27, 2019
Titus is the funny guy, or at least he thinks he is. Titus loves to surround him self with girls because he can’t make guy friends. The reason he can’t make guy friends is because he loves to get butt fucked by no less the 12 guys at the same time.
by Bigdaddyjerry December 6, 2019
A girl with a fine, tight and nicely rounded ass. Titus was developed by taking the term "tight ass" and cramming into a quicker spoken version as to not alert the hottie you are talking to your boy about her incredible cannonball glutes and making yourself look like a tool.
by Sir Moist July 11, 2008
A human with amazing optimism level,and aakheinn aisi jispar gaana likhi jaa sakti hai(wahwah). Part time therapist,part time joker,this human has it all. He thinks he has a bad past,but doesn't know how amazing his soul is at present. EVERYONE CAN COUNT ON Titu. Be like Titu. You can talk to him about aliens,dogs,autowalas,heartbreaks-anything. He will listen to you,and make you feel better. Titu is nice and very reliable.
Get yourself a Titu because he is the best.
Titu,Katha loves you.
Titu, you're the best.
Titu, you're an alien.
Titu,Katha loves you.
Titu, you're the best.
Titu, you're an alien.
by Kathaji July 9, 2018
The Titus Hotdog is a sexual act where mustard is placed on the feet of the partner, and a footjob is given resembling a hotdog.
Friend 1: Hey man, you saw Chris last night, right?
Friend 2: Yeah, I thought he just wanted me to fuck him, but he wanted a Titus Hotdog, so I left.
Friend 1: That’s weird man.
Friend 2: Yeah, I thought he just wanted me to fuck him, but he wanted a Titus Hotdog, so I left.
Friend 1: That’s weird man.
by Foot Lover Supreme September 22, 2019