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An awesome name shared by not many. He is a smart thinker, bold speaker, strong leader but not cocky, loves music, always smiles, has a lover, courteous, not shy with girls. Once a friend, he'll stay a good friend.
"You're so lucky to have Titus as your brother"

Girl: "Here's my cool boyfriend"
Girl 2: "Is he a Titus?"
by otterblue July 18, 2011
A television show that was on FOX but then, after 3 amazing seasons, was ripped off the air by those nutbags at FOX.
I watched Titus last night and it was great!
by Bit March 20, 2004
The name of children who will end up carrying a very strong sense of humor and the willingness to sacrifice for a good laugh. He'll probably have a tendency to misplace his slippers. These children are often born in New Zealand, and then move to Hawaii and form a strange accent.
Person 1: Dude I just lost my cat.
Person 2: what? What's updog?
Person 1: LOLWUT? Is your name Titus?
by 50Calpito June 23, 2011
A really long and dull story which makes out to be building to something amazing, but then just completely fails... Lots of very weird posh names you couldn't care less about will be mentioned and "EPIC" will be used so many times you'll feel like killing yourself.
Imagine this with about 3 hours of boring introduction and you have a titus:

I was there with fannius and atticus and we were all like totally of our faces and it was just EPIC! just so amazingly EPIC, like omg so EPIC you wouldnt believe!!! EPIC!!!!!

So it finally got to the end of the night, Twatius had gone to his room leave 10 minutes for some stupid facts about the rooms creation or something and I went to the basement to see, wait for it... A guy rocking himself against a cupboard! So EPIC!!
by EPIC!!! December 14, 2011
An indifferent one on the low end of morality, or lacking thereof. A manwhore with little regard for others' opinions and views. A sadistic and often offensive sense of humor. Sees oneself as an elitist in terms of combat and sexual ability.
Person 1: Why's he hittin' on every girl?
Person 2: It's Titus, c'mon...

Person 1: Hehe, let's do this.
Person 2: Don't be like Titus, dude.
by Kinjiro April 13, 2005
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