Fail

A very stupid person doing stupid things.

Chris Ramjohn is the biggest fail in Torbay, Newfoundland

by Failuretrackers May 15, 2010

fail

To fail is to be either:
Exceptionally bad at something, or to do/say something stupid to people,
Or for an item/thing to fail, it has to not be what it is, such as a funny comic not being funny, etc.

arpgme's comic FAILS
(Therefore meaning that it could be bad or poor at what it is intended to do)

You sir, FAIL.
(The person has just done/written something stupid or supposedly funny which achieves nothing it's supposed to.)

by Nothingconspicous... August 23, 2006

fail

What unoriginal, unimaginative motherfuckers say to other people in an attempt to help them forget what a failure their life really is.

Person A: "What an epic fail"
Person B: "Hey, fuck you man!"

by Jumbrone October 19, 2009

fail

What people tend to do when engaging in online chatrooms by not giving themselves the ability to hit the backspace button to correct epic typos.

Person 1: <# i luvv youu!!1
...
fail
Person 2: hahaa you fail!

by N@y June 06, 2011

fail it

To not succeed in a venture or activity. Various permutations of the phrase can be turned into almost any part of speech.

<Cyb> my bin2hex function is failing it
<mewse> you fail it
<Linguica> failure of it indeed

by Linguica November 07, 2002

Fail

See: School

I have to go to school? Fuck you dude, that is a fail idea.

Public education is a failed system.

If my teacher fails me, I will gladly insert myself into her anus.

by LuigiXmission.420 October 28, 2010

fail

the stupidest trend in existence, said by people who lack a better word, or just don't have the balls to say "you suck"

supposed to imply failure at whatever was just attempted

*kid trips over*
"FAILL"
"fuck you. you're not funny"

by gigegigegige August 03, 2010