I wanted to go play cards with the guys, but my wife talibaned me into staying home and mowing the lawn.
by ComputerNinja June 12, 2009
Taliban- An Islamist Integrist Brainwahsed Pussyhole hiding in a stinky cave rapped round with C4 and a knife in his hand, wating for Allah which doesn't exist to give him a 1337 order to fuck himself up, but on his way to shag 100 virgins, mohammed's gna say:" sos, we ran out of virgins m8" ROFLMFAO.
by Annonymous546879 August 18, 2007
by Andrew Waite May 3, 2004
2 Definitions
1. To do something so severe that an indefinite ban is put into place
2. To get kicked out of the Taliban
1. To do something so severe that an indefinite ban is put into place
2. To get kicked out of the Taliban
For Definition 1:
Walker Elementary School: Hello, may we please speak to Mrs. Eganstein
Mrs. Eganstein: Yes, speaking.
Walker Elementary School: Hello, we are calling about your son Erik. In the cafeteria today he did an unspeakable gesture towards a group of female students with a taquito. We are going to have to investigate the incident, but until then Erik will have to be Talibanned. Come pick him up immediately.
For Definition 2
Terrorist 1: Hey Terrorist 2 did you hear about Wahib
Terrorist 2: No Terrorist 1, what happened?
Terrorist 1: Apparently he was caught with an iPod full of Phil Collins discography, and a picture of a woman in typical western attire. He got Talibanned.
Terrorist 2: Wow that's Talibananas brah
Walker Elementary School: Hello, may we please speak to Mrs. Eganstein
Mrs. Eganstein: Yes, speaking.
Walker Elementary School: Hello, we are calling about your son Erik. In the cafeteria today he did an unspeakable gesture towards a group of female students with a taquito. We are going to have to investigate the incident, but until then Erik will have to be Talibanned. Come pick him up immediately.
For Definition 2
Terrorist 1: Hey Terrorist 2 did you hear about Wahib
Terrorist 2: No Terrorist 1, what happened?
Terrorist 1: Apparently he was caught with an iPod full of Phil Collins discography, and a picture of a woman in typical western attire. He got Talibanned.
Terrorist 2: Wow that's Talibananas brah
by Harold Jeremy Paull February 6, 2014
-the real original gangstas (O.G)
-they don't kill people with guns and knives, they explode buildings, buses, airplanes ...etc with bombs, and explosives...
the members of the gangs are highly educated, completed universities (BA, MA, PHD)
(no other gangs can be compared to them)
-they don't kill people with guns and knives, they explode buildings, buses, airplanes ...etc with bombs, and explosives...
the members of the gangs are highly educated, completed universities (BA, MA, PHD)
(no other gangs can be compared to them)
'bloods' and 'crips' are american gangs, who kill people with guns
-the talibans are from the middle east, and they hi-jacked air planes from the USA and crashed it in to the twin towers in NY in 2001
*which by the way requires a lot of brain power to commit such attack... they are very intelligent, yet evil, gangsters*
-the talibans are from the middle east, and they hi-jacked air planes from the USA and crashed it in to the twin towers in NY in 2001
*which by the way requires a lot of brain power to commit such attack... they are very intelligent, yet evil, gangsters*
by diversya May 30, 2009
Slang for the growth of a lot of pubic hair by a woman... a hairy muff, or "bush".
1970's style of grooming ones pubic region or muff.
1970's style of grooming ones pubic region or muff.
"Look at the girl... You think she has a hairy bush?"
"Yeah, she's got a taliban for sure"
Or
"I met this crazy girl and spent the night with her"
"Did she have a taliban?"
"Nope... Clean as a whistle"
"Yeah, she's got a taliban for sure"
Or
"I met this crazy girl and spent the night with her"
"Did she have a taliban?"
"Nope... Clean as a whistle"
by jelly boel October 30, 2011
by Jasmine February 23, 2005